I can't seem to get anything done. I don't know why but I just find myself lazing the days away accomplishing absolutely nothing. Somebody help me (not really but you know...imagine me saying it in a funny voice).
Other things of note:
Yesterday at Walmart we saw one of Cortney's old loves. I love seeing old girlfriends of his. It was funny because he introduced me and I instantly knew who she was....I had heard about her. Luckily I had make up on (seriously there is like a 10 percent chance that you will catch me with makeup). I kept asking him if he was embarrassed, scattered, nervous, and such...all things I would be and have been upon bumping into any exes or even people that knew them. hahaa. He didn't have much to say about how he felt, which is so Cortney.
On New Years Eve I was walking down Cali's front cement steps and we were talking about how icy her steps were. I said "this is a law suit waiting to haaaaaaappppeeeeeennnnn....." as I biffed it mid sentence and went flying into the air and landed with all of my weight on my ribcage on her bottom step. I am meaner than all get out when I get hurt I always want people to get away from me and leave me alone. But once I assesed the situation and got my head focused I found that I hadn't broken anything. PRAISES BE. Seriously we have recieved so many odd blessings since Cortney has been unemployed. Cali and Cort both thought I broke an arm. I don't know how I didn't. The next morning every muscle in my upper half hurt soooooo bad. I can still barely move my arms. But I will take that over a broken rib or arm with no insurance any day.
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